We were watching “The Conscience of a King” (Star Trek, season one) tonight, and there were some truly fantastic quotes… I had to share them with you, they were just *that good*
McCoy: This is the first time in a week I’ve had time for a drop. Would you care for a drink, Mr. Spock?
Spock: My father’s race was spared the dubious benefits of alcohol.
McCoy: Oh. Now I know why they were conquered.
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Lenore: (to Kirk) All this power, surging and throbbing, yet under control. Are you like that, Captain?
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Kirk: Worlds may change, galaxies disintegrate — but a woman is always a woman.
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Kirk: (searching for the phaser set to overload and blow up the ship) Double Red Alert!
And for your further edification, here’s a breakdown why you never want to be wearing a red shirt in the series.
Edited to add: McCoy also gets his drunk on in the sickbay! On duty! Awesome.
